A Most Befuddling Thing (The Sword in the Stone)

It's a state of being, a frame of mind
It's a most befuddling thing
And to every being of every kind
It is discomboomerating
You're wasting time resisting
You'll find the more you do
The more she'll keep insisting
Her him has
got to be you
It's a rough game anyone knows
There are no rules, anything goes
There's no logical explanation
For this discombooberation
It's a most bemuddling, most befuddling thing
There's no sensible explanation
For this discomboomeration
It's a most hodge-podgical
Most illogical
Most confusiling
Most bamboozling
Most bemuddling
Most befuddling
Thing!