Power-Nap

A power nap gives you power
Give 20 minutes now get power for hours
You dont put on your pants
Before you put on your drawers
You dont wash your face
After you wash your balls
You dont watch Phantom Menace
Before Empire Strikes Back
And you dont do important crap
Without taking a Power Nap
If you wanna do important crap
Then you better take a power nap first
You wanna know where the power's at?
Its In the middle of a Power Nap, word
You dont go seek before everybody hides
Or slide through a sliding door before you make it slide
You dont eat your grapes before you're through the checkout
I did that once and got banned at Ralph's!
You dont read Stephen King before R.L. Stein
You don't pump the pump before the pump is primed
I dont slip on my mankini before my bikini wax
And I dont do important crap without taking a power nap
If you wanna do important crap
Then you better take a power nap first
You wanna know where the power's at?
Its In the middle of a Power Nap, word
You dont offer to pay before you've seen the check!
You dont tattoo your face before you tattoo your neck
You don't send a text and then check for autocorect
I once sent my mom a text that just said sex
You dont taste the honey before you smoke the bees
You dont get in the car before you cut the cheese
You dont talk to santa before you sit on his lap
And you dont do important crap without taking a power nap
Power! Power! Power!
Power! Power! Power!
Power! Power! Power!
Power! Power! Power!
Power! Power! Power!