The Ultimate Jedi Who Wastes All the Other Jedi and Eats Their Bones

(intro)
Well this here's the Ultimate Jedi Who Wastes All the Other Jedi and Eats Their Bones
Yes, by the Mountain Goats
It's from, from Star Wars--the,the new one, its not in theaters yet
Stay true to the path young Jedi
Cleave to the precepts you've been given
Remember those who went before
And cleared a way for you
Let your deeds give hope and comfort to the living
Let your deeds give hope and comfort to the living
Do your best in city or in swampland
Peace over anger, honor over hate
At the end of all your days
One Jedi waits for you
With the dust of Jedi bones
Piled high like parsnips on his plate
With the dust of Jedi bones
Piled up like parsnips on his plate
(Specifically just their bones
All the soft parts you can keep
It's the bones that have the calcium
So he says)
The long feast will be filmed for mass consumption
The cameras Rian's got these days are unimaginably hi-res
Despair not for the end that waits for you
Fear not the fire in which your flesh must burn
All the Jedi from all the planets
In this putrid universe
Get eaten by this last one, now its your turn
They get eaten by this last one, now its your turn
Bones Bones Bones Bones Bones
Bones Bones Bones Bones Bones
The ultimate Jedi, who wastes all the other Jedi
Has eaten up all their bones
All their bones bones bones bones bones