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Don't Be a Jerk! (Its Christmas) Lyrics
Bring Joy to the world, its the thing to do
But the world does not revolve around you
Dont be a jerk, its Christmas!
There's a sign above the line that reads express
That means Ten items or LESS
Dont be a jer, its Christmas!
Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too
Cause thats how you'd like them to treat you
Use turn signals, dont screen my calls
Dont you wreck the house when you deck the halls
Spit your gum where it wont wind up on my shoe
Squeeze the toothpaste from the BOTTOM of the tube!
Dont be a jerk, its Christmas!
When others are talking, dont interrupt
Dont put people down or leave the toilet seat up
Its the time for family and holly and turkey
Tis the season to be jolly not jerky
Dont dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes
Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes
Dont be a jerk, its Christmas!
Santa brought nearly every gift on your list
Why whine about the one that he missed?
Dont be a jerk, its Christmas!
Dont be a jerk, its Christmas!
Dont be a jerk, its Christmas!
But the world does not revolve around you
Dont be a jerk, its Christmas!
There's a sign above the line that reads express
That means Ten items or LESS
Dont be a jer, its Christmas!
Cause thats how you'd like them to treat you
Use turn signals, dont screen my calls
Dont you wreck the house when you deck the halls
Squeeze the toothpaste from the BOTTOM of the tube!
Dont be a jerk, its Christmas!
When others are talking, dont interrupt
Dont put people down or leave the toilet seat up
Tis the season to be jolly not jerky
Dont dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes
Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes
Dont be a jerk, its Christmas!
Why whine about the one that he missed?
Dont be a jerk, its Christmas!
Dont be a jerk, its Christmas!
Dont be a jerk, its Christmas!
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Submitted by
jirachibi On Dec 05, 2016
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