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Vampire Alberta Blues Lyrics

Oh the vampire Alberta
stalks across the money market rates
and ducks into a Hummer

The vampire Alberta
wears a bowtie and a pin that says
Support the Arts

Yeah the vampire Alberta
takes a photo for another slide
in the PowerPoint of all the places
we won’t remember

Oh the vampire Alberta
wipes an oily mouth along
a sleeve of forest in the foothills

The vampire Alberta
drools a perfect inky tailing pond
and shakes awake

Yeah the vampire Alberta
lifts a nearly empty glass and pleads
“I need another one of these, and keep ’em coming.”

Good times are coming.
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