Broke

No gas for the plow so the corn's gone to silk
And we traded the cow so we can't pass the milk
Our jeans all need patching, our eggs all need yolks
And we might be laughing but it ain't no joke
Y'all, we're broke, we're busted
Our Chevy truck is rusted
We're high and dry
Ain't enough apples for the apple pie
If we had a penny we sure couldn't spare it
Sittin' on the porch drinkin' generic Coke
We're broke
The jars all need pickles, the greens all need collard
Been rubbing these nickels but ain't got no dollar
We dig our own ditches, we roll our own smokes
And we're secretly wishing that Grandma would croak
Y'all, we're broke, we're busted
Our Chevy truck is rusted
We're high and dry
Ain't enough apples for the apple pie
If we had a penny we sure couldn't spare it
Sittin' on the porch drinkin' generic Coke
We're broke
Good thing you're good-looking
Good thing I'm so funny
Too bad the sugar can't melt into honey
The white left the picket, the fleas left the hound
Yeah, and even the crickets have moved into town
Now we get our kicks off the stuff we can grow
'Cause out here in the sticks, all us regular folks
Y'all, we're broke, we're busted
Our Chevy truck is rusted
We're high and dry
Ain't enough apples for the apple pie
If we had a penny we sure couldn't spare it
Sittin' on the porch drinkin' generic Coke
We're broke