I'm the Devil

When the ground shakes
And the rattle snakes
Go around looking for a fang destination
I'm gonna be the one you saw
When the velvet drapes
And the sour grapes
Come together for a wine altercation
That's when you gonna hear me guffaw
And I'm gonna make you beg for it!
Better to believe in something
Than in nothing at all
You gonna believe in something
When you chained to my wall
And I will learn you a lesson now
Two by two
You might find me in a cage in a human zoo
I might learn you a lesson of a two by two
Invite me into your house
I will demonstrate to your woman
I mean business when it comes to fuckin'
I'm the devil!
I'm the devil!
I'm gonna make you beg for it!
I'm gonna make you like beggin' for it!
I consulted with your boogeyman and he told me how to get to you
I consulted with your boogeyman and he told me how to get to you
I feed of the fear of folks like you who hate what the world is comin' to
And I put death in a bottle and called it Mountain Dew
Dew dew dew dew dew dew
And now a thirty second rebuttal from the Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ:
I was just, y'know, I was just hoping that, like, everybody could, just, get along and shit.
NO!