I Look Fuckin Cool

I'm walking in like Blondie
A human ball of laundry
No shower, just my perfume
My tights are grey, no costume
Don't need to brush my hair out
Birds need a nest to hang out
Heels are a step from breaking
I'm so a-a-amazing
One leather glove, one satin
But I'm still good at snatchin'
Thriftin', I find my glory
'Cause I like wearing stories
Had you from the beginning
I'm playing dumb and winning
My nails are broke and busted
But I'm still fucking dusted
I'm polish remover
I'm ratchet couture
I'm a god damn mermaid
I don't need to try
I don't even care who gives a shit
'Cause I look fuckin cool
'Cause I look fuckin cool
[Alaska Thunderfuck:]
I'm standing 7' 7''
With my hair up to heaven
Dirt poor but spirit wealthy
Dead battery from selfies
Skin on my knees is bleeding
Time for a psychic reading
Give Dionne Warwick a call
'Cause pride come before the fall
My hair's never seen a brush
Smells like jungle juice and rush
We got your pussy poppin'
And there's no sign of stoppin'
Eat up these kibbles and bits
Take us to 10 billion hits
A natural disaster
We're Team Adore DeLaska
Alright, so I've never heard of a hairbrush
So I'm like a coloring book
Even a child could read me
Well, you know what, motherfucker?
I look fucking cool
I look fuckin cool
[Adore:]
'Cause I look fuckin cool
'Cause I look fuckin cool
Oh my god, Alaska
Can you believe this shit?
Ahahahaha
[Alaska:]
I know right, Adore Delano?
Our song is so good
I love it
[Both:]
'Cause we look fuckin cool
'Cause we look fuckin cool
'Cause we look fuckin cool
'Cause we look fuckin cool
'Cause we look fuckin cool
'Cause we look fuckin cool