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I sat down to watch the game
My wife came in
She found my cocaine
I tore out her eyes
She can't find my supplies
Or much else
Ohhh, what a perfect wife
Love of my life
She sang along to CCR
I smashed her face into the VCR
I choked her until her tongue was hanging
And then I grabbed that thing and pulled it out
Ohhh, what a tasteless wife
Love of my...
Don't say word my darling
I know how you feel
It's been years since I have looked at you this way
And if I've hurt you
Please forgive me
Love makes you do funny things
Her playing the piano
Sounded like a thirsty camel in a lake
I took her little fingers
As a souvenir of her playing
Ohhh, what a talented wife
Love of my life
Coming home from work one day
My wife had found a new way to rig the door
Shotgun pointed towards me
Trigger pulled
My body lying on the floor
Oh, what a talented wife
And the last thing she said to me was...
Don't say word my darling
I know how you feel
It's been years since I have looked at you this way
And if I've hurt you
Please forgive me
Love makes you do funny things
My wife came in
She found my cocaine
I tore out her eyes
She can't find my supplies
Or much else
Ohhh, what a perfect wife
Love of my life
I smashed her face into the VCR
I choked her until her tongue was hanging
And then I grabbed that thing and pulled it out
Ohhh, what a tasteless wife
Love of my...
I know how you feel
It's been years since I have looked at you this way
And if I've hurt you
Please forgive me
Love makes you do funny things
Sounded like a thirsty camel in a lake
I took her little fingers
As a souvenir of her playing
Ohhh, what a talented wife
Love of my life
My wife had found a new way to rig the door
Shotgun pointed towards me
Trigger pulled
My body lying on the floor
Oh, what a talented wife
And the last thing she said to me was...
I know how you feel
It's been years since I have looked at you this way
And if I've hurt you
Please forgive me
Love makes you do funny things
Song Info
Submitted by
chowder138 On Jul 16, 2016
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