Bruce Banner Vs. Bruce Jenner

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
BRUCE BANNER!
VERSUS!
BRUCE JENNER!
BEGIN!
Banner:
I'll school ya in this battle of the baddest Bruce
With your He-Man haircut and your Daisy Dukes
I hear you're good at running, you're just like the Flash
Especially in the hundred meter-Ditch your wife-Dash
Im an Ace in the Lab, Acid-Base and Treble
Now let me break you down on a mollecular level!
You turned 1 Gold Metal into a lifetime of Green
The most overrated athlete anyone's ever seen
You need to carry fatherhood across that finish line (AH!)
Kept up with the Kardashians but left some kids behind (Ugh..)
Now run along, you'll thank me because im gettin kinda cranky
And trust me: You wouldnt like me when im angry!
Jenner:
I think you're in your element when you're behaving badly
Honestly? You're kinda boron when you're happy
Ill lap and pass your ass ten different ways!
Decathalon Athlete blastin' through ya like Gamma Rays
The truth is there's no truce between the Bruces
You're a drifter being useless im a winner: No excuses!
Beautiful women all up on my jock
I Got a home Gym, check me on the ceral box, doc!
You big green freak! Dont try to flex
If it wasnt for your cousin youd never have sex! (OH!)
You're so strong when you get mad Its too bad!
ya cant go back in time and protect your mom from your dad
Hulk:
ARRGH! That painted face dont give you class
Just one more thing Bruce do for cash!
Best thing you make? Kylie's ass!
She eighteen? HULK SMASH!
Caitlyn:
Thats my teenage daughter, man! I have to forbid this
Ill put a Javelin through your Jolly Green Discus!
Kylie's not the type of girl imma let you smash on!
You'll get the medal without the decathalon!
Hulk:
ARRRGH! Hulk is Hulk, no identify as man!
Me thinks Cait might understand!
No Gender Issue, This Jenner issue!
Just you being you is enough to diss you!
Caitlyn:
Look, I understand that you hate yourself
But ya dont need to blame yourself!
You're a tiger! Stop trying to tame yourself!
You gotta be big enough to contain yourself!
And get hit with a little forgiveness!
Be green! it aint none of my business!
But if you think you look good in those torn ass clothes
You're lyin' which means ya need a new waredrobe!
The vision of those shorts kinda scarred me
What'd ya just rage a Barney themed party?
Thats probably not something ya seen as a child!
Not one day did ya see your daddy smile
Hulk not strong enough to deal with denial!
Im laying you down easy, Thats Kitchen tiles!
Examine THIS under your microscope!
You got no neck but ya still fucking choked
After battling me you're gonna always be pissed
So the Hulk'll stay forever: neither Bruce will exist!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP (RAP..RAP..)
BATTLES (BATTLES..BATTLES..)
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