Plunder

I had a dog named Archibald
The biggest dog in town
Him and this other dog named Bobby
They let a school girl drown
Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder
Lightning split my brain asunder
I saw my girl at the roller rink
Lip-locked with Henry Finn
He did a graceful spin in the air
He looked just like Fred Astaire
Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder
Lightning split my brain asunder
When I was a boy I wanted a shiny knife
And I wanted Betty to be my wife
Send for my fiddle, send for my dog
I'm going to live in a hollow log
Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder
Lightning split my brain asunder
They say that only 80 men
Own more than half the world
I had a dream they spread it around
I ended up in the mental ward
Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder
Green will split the soul asunder
Every time I try to organise
I turn around and my captain dies
They got machines that make machines
And those machines make more machines
Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder
Lightning split my brain asunder
Farewell to gravity
Farewell to pageantry
Farewell to savagery
And to your majesty
Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder
Greed will split the world asunder
Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder
Lightning split my brain asunder