Farmer

You are a ghost, you are a charmer
Look there is jones, he is a farmer
He's planting corn, he's planting wheat
His little farm is down the street
You are a ghost, you are a charmer
Look there is jones, he is a farmer
He's planting corn, he's planting millet
Your eyes are huge, just like a skillet
You are a ghost, you are a charmer
Look there is jones, he is a farmer
He's planting corn, he's planting scallions
His people come from a long line of Italians
Whistle
You are a ghost, you are a charmer
Look there is jones, he is a farmer
He's planting corn, he's planting leaks
They're good each day of the week
You are a ghost, you are a charmer
Look there is jones, he is a farmer
He's planting corn, and rutabagas
With seeds that come from Venezuela
You are a ghost, you are a charmer
Look there is jones, he is a farmer
He's planting corn, he's planting shoes
If they don't grow, we've got nothing to lose
You are a ghost, you are a charmer
Look there is jones, he is a farmer
He's planting corn, he's planting flowers
They grow a foot every hour
Whistle
You are a ghost, you are a charmer
Look there is jones, he is a farmer
He's planting corn, he's planting wheat
His little farm is down the street
You are a ghost, you are a charmer
Look there is jones, he is a farmer
He's planting wheat, he's planting corn
I am so glad that you were born