Cannonball Statman

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You and I have a problem. We don't even know it. You told me you'd come to my show, but
you ended up in the shopping mall, shopping for your clothes.
You ended up in the shopping mall, shopping for your clothes.
You told me that you'd come to my show,
you ended up in the shopping mall, shopping for your clothes.
Care, I don't care. I just like living in this city,
I don't care about clothes.
My name is Cannonball Statman, I'm a labrador retriever,
and I don't care about clothes.

You and I have a problem. I don't even know it. I told you, I'd come to your show, but
I ended up somewhere else, playing my own show.
I ended up somewhere else, playing my own show.
I told you that I'd come to your show,
I ended up somewhere else, playing my own show.
Care, I don't care. I just like living in this city,
I don't care about shows.
My name is Cannonball Statman, I'm a labrador retriever,
and I don't care about shows.

(Third verse, same as the first! A little bit louder, and a little bit worse!)
You and I have a problem. We don't even know it. You told me you'd come to my show, but
you ended up in the shopping mall, shopping for your clothes.
You ended up in the shopping mall, shopping for your clothes.
You told me that you'd come to my show,
you ended up in the shopping mall, shopping for your clothes.
Care, I don't care. I just like living in this city,
I don't care about clothes.
My name is Cannonball Statman, I'm a labrador retriever,
and I don't care about clothes.

You have a problem. You don't even know it. You are only human, but
I'm part human and I'm part dog.
I'm part human and I'm part dog.
You are only human,
I'm part human and I'm part dog.
Arf, arf! Arf, arf!
Care, I don't care. I just like living in this city,
I'm part human and part dog.
Arf, arf! Arf, arf! Arf, arf!
My name is Cannonball Statman, I'm a labrador retriever,
and I'm part human and part dog.

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marzipanflows On May 07, 2016

You and I have a problem. We don't even know it. You told me you'd come to my show, but 
you ended up in the shopping mall, shopping for your clothes. 
You ended up in the shopping mall, shopping for your clothes. 
You told me that you'd come to my show, 
you ended up in the shopping mall, shopping for your clothes. 
Care, I don't care. I just like living in this city, 
I don't care about clothes. 
My name is Cannonball Statman, I'm a labrador retriever, 
and I don't care about clothes.

You and I have a problem. I don't even know it. I told you, I'd come to your show, but 
I ended up somewhere else, playing my own show. 
I ended up somewhere else, playing my own show. 
I told you that I'd come to your show, 
I ended up somewhere else, playing my own show. 
Care, I don't care. I just like living in this city, 
I don't care about shows. 
My name is Cannonball Statman, I'm a labrador retriever, 
and I don't care about shows.

(Third verse, same as the first! A little bit louder, and a little bit worse!) 
You and I have a problem. We don't even know it. You told me you'd come to my show, but 
you ended up in the shopping mall, shopping for your clothes. 
You ended up in the shopping mall, shopping for your clothes. 
You told me that you'd come to my show, 
you ended up in the shopping mall, shopping for your clothes. 
Care, I don't care. I just like living in this city, 
I don't care about clothes. 
My name is Cannonball Statman, I'm a labrador retriever, 
and I don't care about clothes.

You have a problem. You don't even know it. You are only human, but 
I'm part human and I'm part dog. 
I'm part human and I'm part dog. 
You are only human, 
I'm part human and I'm part dog. 
Arf, arf! Arf, arf! 
Care, I don't care. I just like living in this city, 
I'm part human and part dog. 
Arf, arf! Arf, arf! Arf, arf! 
My name is Cannonball Statman, I'm a labrador retriever, 
and I'm part human and part dog.

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marzipanflows

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2016-05-07 17:10:16

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