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Pansexual

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I was at the kitchen store
the other night
lookin' around for somethin'
that seemed right
when I saw a nice lookin' pan in front of me
I decided that I'd buy it and start my spree.

I buttered up that pan
I stuck it to the man
pansexuals for life
I started to have some fun
I showed em all how it's done
I had quite the night.

My friends say I'm funny
my friends say I'm strange
they don't take me seriously
and they call me deranged
but when the day is done I'm the one with the last laugh
I'm the guy screwin' pans in good ol' Flagstaff.

I buttered up that pan
I stuck it to the man
pansexuals for life
I started to have some fun
I showed em all how it's done
I had quite the night.

Well I went home late last night and I found my pans were gone
somebody had stolen them and taken them to pawn
so I called the police
and I told em my tale
they thought I was prank callin' and now I'm in jail.

I buttered up that pan
I stuck it to the man
pansexuals for life
I started to have some fun
I showed em all how it's done
I had quite the night

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bcsidewinder On Apr 17, 2016

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I was at the kitchen store 
the other night
lookin' around for somethin'
that seemed right
when I saw a nice lookin' pan in front of me
I decided that I'd buy it and start my spree.

I buttered up that pan
I stuck it to the man
pansexuals for life 
I started to have some fun
I showed em all how it's done
I had quite the night.

My friends say I'm funny
my friends say I'm strange
they don't take me seriously 
and they call me deranged
but when the day is done I'm the one with the last laugh
I'm the guy screwin' pans in good ol' Flagstaff.

I buttered up that pan
I stuck it to the man
pansexuals for life 
I started to have some fun
I showed em all how it's done
I had quite the night.

Well I went home late last night and I found my pans were gone
somebody had stolen them and taken them to pawn
so I called the police
and I told em my tale
they thought I was prank callin' and now I'm in jail.

I buttered up that pan
I stuck it to the man
pansexuals for life 
I started to have some fun
I showed em all how it's done
I had quite the night

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2016-04-17 18:56:46

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