Since I was a kid I had this dream
I want to be a tough guy, wild and mean
Flying bullets, flying fists
Born to ride and to be kissed
Cowboy, cowboy, he can ride
Any horse and any bride
Cowboy, cowboy
Comes to town
Beat you up and shoot you down
I wear my blue jeans very tight
Please the ladies every night
They put money in my hat
Makes their husbands so upset
Cowboy, cowboy, he can ride
Any horse and any bride
Cowboy, cowboy
Comes to town
Beat you up and shoot you down
Cowboy, cowboy, never die
Feels no pain, never cries
Cowboy, you get all the chicks
Big, big horses and big dicks
Was never wild, never mean
Never joined the cowboy scene
I just ride my rocking chair
Hide my teeth in Tupperware
Cowboy, cowboy, this is sad
Vomit in your cowboy hat
Cowboy, cowboy
This is fun
Lost the bullets, fuck your gun
Cowboy, cow-oh-boy, we die
Every night I have to cry
Cowboy, cowboy
What a prick
Drunken horse and shrunken dick
I want to be a tough guy, wild and mean
Flying bullets, flying fists
Born to ride and to be kissed
Any horse and any bride
Cowboy, cowboy
Comes to town
Beat you up and shoot you down
Please the ladies every night
They put money in my hat
Makes their husbands so upset
Any horse and any bride
Cowboy, cowboy
Comes to town
Beat you up and shoot you down
Cowboy, cowboy, never die
Feels no pain, never cries
Cowboy, you get all the chicks
Big, big horses and big dicks
Never joined the cowboy scene
I just ride my rocking chair
Hide my teeth in Tupperware
Vomit in your cowboy hat
Cowboy, cowboy
This is fun
Lost the bullets, fuck your gun
Cowboy, cow-oh-boy, we die
Every night I have to cry
Cowboy, cowboy
What a prick
Drunken horse and shrunken dick
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