Had to Laugh

When you got your windows boarded up
When a bulging tumour fills your skull
When you're waiting but the calls won't come
There's an unmarked door behind your mail
Where the doorman's collar hides his guilt
But, at least we know if it rains, it rains
No umbrella will change a thing
Hail the buzzards and hail the king
For watching over us all
There's a place where evening just explode
Where the house lights dim and it fills with tones
There's a gaping box with velvet lips that frame the devil's comedy
As ushers hiss to take your seat, the wings have caught on fire
But, at least we know if it rains, it rains
No umbrella will change a thing
Hail the buzzards and hail the king
For watching over us all
You picked a hard time to be alone
With the sky bearing down
And as the rain weeps on your windowsill
I won't ever make a sound
And if you think "well, hold the door"
You know, you're wrong, you're wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong
But, at least we know if it rains, it rains
No umbrella will change a thing
Hail the buzzards and hail the king
For watching over us all
But, at least we know if it rains, it rains
No umbrella will change a thing
Hail the buzzards and hail the king
For watching over us all