Fat Man's Walk

See that big guy over there?
The way he walks it's extra rare
His name is Fat Man, why is clear
check him out, he's coming near
his shadow weighs at least a ton
his belly button goes on and on
but when he walks it's how it's magic
how does he do it, what's his trick?
The Fat Man's walk.
The Fat Man's walk.
The F-F-F-Fat Man's walk. (x2)
But something's changed some weeks ago
The Fat Man felt the guilt must go
He no more cares about his weight
He's done with watching for his trade
He's light as air, he's col as fuck
the Fat Man is now full of luck
the Fat Man he's fed up with shit
that Fat man he's now got it - hit!
The Fat Man's walk.
The Fat Man's walk.
The F-F-F-Fat Man's walk. (x2)
There was a time not long ago
when Fat Man's life wasn't much so
His friends did press the media
all told him: stop eating or we're leaving ya
the Fat Man then got very sad
the Fat Man's mood got very bad
He ate and ate all chinese food
stayed overnight at Pizza Hood
He liked McDonald's, Burger King,
made love to a giant chicken wing
he grew and grew, he gained and gained
became a mountain overweight
The Fat Man's walk.
The Fat Man's walk.
The F-F-F-Fat Man's walk.
The Fat Man's walk.
The Fat Man's walk.
Let's all do the Fat Man's walk.
(It goes) Doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle,
noodle-noodle-noodle-noodle
bottle-woddle-woddle-woodle
hoddle-hoddle-hoddle-hoddle
The Fat Man's walk.
The Fat Man's walk.
The F-F-F-Fat Man's walk.