All I wanted was one perfect Christmas
All I got was some coal and some switches
Ours is the dimmest house on the block
They're hanging stockings, and we're hanging socks
Doing shots of room temperature peppermint Schnapps
As the yew log on TV crackles and pops
They had to cut back on most of the staff
Santa's a joker and I need a laugh
Still I believe in the spirit of forgiveness, yes I do
Cause nobody gets a perfect Christmas
All I wanted was one perfect Christmas
All I got was some coal and some switches
That ain't no sleigh bells jingling on the rooftop
The landlord is here and he's changing the locks
Still I believe in the spirit of forgiveness, yes I do
Cause nobody gets (a perfect Christmas)
Nobody gets (a perfect Christmas)
Nobody gets...
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
All I got was some coal and some switches
Ours is the dimmest house on the block
They're hanging stockings, and we're hanging socks
As the yew log on TV crackles and pops
They had to cut back on most of the staff
Santa's a joker and I need a laugh
Cause nobody gets a perfect Christmas
All I got was some coal and some switches
That ain't no sleigh bells jingling on the rooftop
The landlord is here and he's changing the locks
Cause nobody gets (a perfect Christmas)
Nobody gets (a perfect Christmas)
Nobody gets...
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
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