Track 1

bubble vein forehead of a father
trying so hard 2 bother his weasel-nosed kid
brat magazine, bullshit consumer of a song screams
"shut up, dad, im just watching doggy vids"
he will eat the tv, mommy doll
he will be a plump boy after all
case in point, when a power outlet fuels the family hour
itll turn a boy naughty
ripping out his hair like a man,
daddy cant understand why hed cry over a doggy
if u play the tv like a toy
you will be a plump boy, a fucking plump boy
daddy ur hurting me with mean words
ur mean, ur so mean
its not fair, its not
son, ur mother and i were thinking
why dont u join ur sister outside?
no... no
got a remedy and the statistics say its never too soon
2 mom and dad
give the kid a new cartoon
food and piglet would have a mess to say about u 2
to mom and dad
give the kid a new cartoon
thanks 4 stopping by although id like to spend a whole afternoon
to mom and dad
give the kid a new cartoon
ur tv will have a placy in history
its never too soon,
so give the kid a new platoon
she can lead him down the spiral
he better be, better b, betttber, better b the one
and the stone is cold and pale
amphetamine, amphetamine sweating down his skin like dicks
now his liquids going viral
and subtly, subtly subtly slips his grip
his host is waggly as a tail
he readily readily readily readily regains sight
opens wide to see the
flesh kissed by tubes hooked 2
tubs, hungry tubs 2 fill
age? twenty two
height? five foot, nine
weight? a hundred, sixty two
religion? buddhist
HES A BUDDHIST? WE LOVE BUDDHISTS
flow, dripping tub he can flow
in the basement, he will go
merrily down the tubes of woe
hes the liquid dungeon man
to his sci-fi woman clan
flow, dripping tub he can flow
in the basement he will go
merrily down the tubes of woe
hey dumbass, drop out
hey dickhead, drop out
hey fatass, drop out
hey meathead, drop out
hey reject, drop out
you thought ur clothes were hip enough for her?
u thought ur voice was deep enough for her?
u thought ur masculinity could kill?
u thought ur sculpted muscles fit the bill?
they dont!
aaahhhh we choking up
and we tried not to attack
but we couldnt hold back
u know we wanted to stoop
down 2 the level of u
stoop
stooop
stoop
stoop
stoop
stoop
the park will be so empty without you
well have to stoop
stooop
and we tried not to attack
but we couldnt hold back
you know we wanted to stooop
down to the level of u
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
BITE YOUR TONGUE
BITE YOUR TONGUE
BITE YOUR TONGUE
BITE YOUR TONGUE
BITE YOUR TONGUE
BITE YOUR TONGUE
and kiss the whip
kiss the whip
kiss the clit
Passive with a p
hed like to expose his inner turbulence
his aching decree jumping off the fence
hed like to tear down his sensibility of monotony
especially when he took his hand and then began to cook
hes reduced to shit
things got more bashful than hed like to admit
hes fully concerned now with changing the ploy
at the derby, baby u can destroy
WHOA! BEEP BOP BEEP
BEEEP BOP BEEP BEEP BOP BEEP
choice - he got what was good
now he must be receive the monster seed on the hood
so keep that motor running
choice - a derby is great
when the crash is late, it exaggerates the smash
so keep that motor running
ALPHA BANGO WHISKEY lalalala
choice - that turkey is great
boy, its gonna feel so good on my fucking face
so keep that rotor buzzing
all the jocks want to take her paraplegic meat
but shes allergic to athletes
massaging her tendons
you knew her inside her skin
kissing a nub is like sucking a thumb
or so i could imagine
will u b waiting for me
i hope you are there
would you pass up the opportunity
would you abandon your community
your chastity is something else
youd rather enjoy her by yourself
shes like a pretzel in the mirror
every time her employers fat husband makes mistakes
she cant be excused for one more tardiness
it could break her heart, you knoww
your chastity is something else
youd rather enjoy her by yourself