On the Regular

Hi hi, howdy howdy, hi hi
While everyone is minus you can call me multiply
Just so you know, yes yes, I'm that guy
You can get five fingers and I'm not waving hi
Yes I'm never-ending, you can call me pi
But, really, how long 'til the world realize
Yes yes, I'm the best - fuck what what ya heard
Anything less is obviously absurd
Haters get the bird, hmm, more like the eagle
This is my movie, stay tuned for the sequel
Seems so wrong, seems so illegal
Got this in the bag like a foul ball free throw
Yep yep, you know that I go
This is me on the regular so you know
This is me on the regular so you know
Yep yep, you know that I go
This is me on the regular so you know
This is me on the regular so you know
I come with the tick, with the blow, with the boom
And if you're in my way there's nothing but doom
Ain't got no time for you ratchet-ass goons
So just settle down, listen to my tunes
Ever since I was eight I was attached to the mic
Wanted a guitar before I wanted a bike
Had an Epiphone, fuck the Fisher-Price
Never seen the sun 'cause I'm up all night
Really really, really really?
You wanna talk shit but you know that I am illy?
Illy to the fullest, you can call me cancer
No multiple choice 'cause I'm the only answer
Ain't got no wallet, only use rubber bands
You know my chick is ratchet 'cause bands a-make her dance
You wanna get at me but you don't stand a chance
And if you wanna fuck up, yes, you can get these hands
Haters get the bird, more like the eagle
This is my movie, stay tuned for the sequel
Seems so wrong, seems so illegal
Got this in the bag like a foul ball free throw
Yep yep, you know that I go
This is me on the regular so you know
This is me on the regular so you know
Yep yep, you know that I go
This is me on the regular so you know
This is me on the regular so you know
Five-foot-ten, about a buck twenty
Skinny as a rod but still won't fuck wit' me
Wise-ass nigga, you'd think I was fifty
But I'll take your fifty after you take this spliff, see?
Yep yep, you know that I go
This is me on the regular so you know
This is me on the regular so you know
Don't try me, I'm not a free sample
Step to me and you will be handled
See, that's my crown on the mantle
And if you try to touch it, yes, there will be a scandal
Don't try me, I'm not a free sample
Step to me and you will be handled
See, that's my crown on the mantle
And if you try to touch it, yes, there will be a scandal
This is the end but you're really feelin' it
Here's one more verse 'cause I ain't no stingy bitch
Ain't got much to say 'cause I've said my peace
Yes my words are blunt and I ain't talkin' weed
Yep yep, you know that I go
This is me on the regular so you know
This is me on the regular so you know
Yep yep, you know that I go
This is me on the regular so you know
This is me on the regular so you know