The Ladies

The women, the women, what can I say
When you’ve got what it takes, then you don’t have to pay
I’ve got a little black book, volumes one through four
And when this record goes gold you know I’m gonna need more
The ladies want to know me, they think I’m intense
And when I say “know,” I mean “know” in the Biblical sense
You might be confused by the way that they act
But what used to be fiction I’m now turnin’ to fact
The ladies, that’s who we’re doin’ it for
The ladies, for them alone and no one more
The ladies, I know this might sound funny
But the women make it worth our while much more so than the money
The ladies (x3)
As a younger man I used to be shy and withdrawn
But all that ever got me was a box full of porn
Then I finally found the confidence I was lacking
You oughta take a peek at the package I’m packing
Now don’t be concerned about what your friends might think
You can always lay the blame on what you had to drink
And if you start to feelin’ thirsty, come on back, take a sip
I love to watch the way you raise my glass to your lip
(The ladies) I’m always in demand
(The ladies) Since I joined up with the boys in the band
(The ladies) I’ve got the right technique
Giving you what you need until your knees go weak
The ladies (x3)
Black ones, white ones, little bitty tight ones
Come up and see me after the show
Brown ones or tan ones, Midwest fans of Hanson
Everyone’s the same color when the lights are low
Young ones, old ones, shy ones or bold ones
I’m catching a glimpse of your inner fire
Single or taken, genuine or just fakin’
My soul will be forsaken by this wandering eye
Now you can play that part, the one you do so well
That even the closest of your friends are unable to tell
But that look in your eye just gives it all away
You need to find out for yourself the reasons why I say
It’s the ladies, that’s who we’re doin’ it for
The ladies, for you alone and no one more
The ladies, oh honey don’t make me beg
I’ve got the seeds if you’ve got the egg
(The ladies) Hot tamales and you’re all that
(The ladies) hot tamales and you’re all of that
Well, (the ladies) hot tamales and you’re all that
Girl I’m gonna make you mine
Hot tamales and you’re all that
Hot tamales and you’re all of that
Well, hot tamales and you’re all that
Girl I’m gonna make you mine