Work It

Lines by Bård Ylvisåker
//Lines by Vegard Ylvisåker
Let me see them asses on the floor.
This one's comin' at you B-style, Brovis.
East Coast party style
Bitches going crazy
Booty shakin' never ceases to amaze me
Girl, I wanna get you in to my bed
But we ain't gonna sleep, we make love instead
Your vagina is a self-cleansing muscular tract
With over 50,000 nerve cells ready to act
In fact 6 point 5 inches side to side and with a pH-value of 4 point 5!
//When you become aroused blood flow increases
//To the vagina, labia and clitoris.
//The inner walls of the vulva expanding
//As well as increasing vaginal lubrication.
Let me see you work it, c'mon, let me work it.
I wanna se you work it, come on.
You gotta work it.
//He means you're gonna have sex.
You gotta work it.
//He's not literally talking 'bout working.
Oh baby, you gotta work that body right.
You gotta work it.
//Again he's talking 'bout sex.
You gotta work it.
//We're not talking 'bout a traditional employment situation.
//You gotta work that body right.
//Back in my crib, sippin' on the bubbles,
//Chillin' in my pool, doin' time with my models.
//Bitches in the tub in oil and lube,
//It's the D-51 with aluminum tubes.
We got five main nozzles in the front and the back
Driven by a motherfuckin' p-p-power-pump-pack
Got the non-slip surface and the stainless construction
And the FX-2 Faucet for the maxinum suction
//But what about bacterias?
//How do I keep them from growing?
//That's what I'm talking about ba-by
My, my.
//Cause I've been worried 'bout the combination
//Of water and aluminum and very high temperatures
//But I guess I have to trust them, the jacuzzi factory
//They're professionals, God damn it
//They should know how to do it!
Let me hear you blow!
You gotta blow it
//He's not referring to the sucking of a cock
You gotta blow it
//Not a metaphor this time baby
You gotta blow it
//We're talking about actually blowing bubbles into water
You gotta pump it
//Now he's talking 'bout the pump
You gotta squeeze it
//He's referring to the valve that controls intensity
You gotta stroke it
//Now I don't know what he's talking about
You gotta stroke it tonight
//You gotta work it, kid.