Stonehenge

My life is so successful,
I've got everything a man could ever need.
Got a thousand dollar haircut,
And I even have a talk show on TV.
And I know I should be happy, but instead
There's a question I can't get out of my head.
What's the meaning of Stonehenge?
It's killing me that no one knows
Why it was built five thousand years ago.
Why did they build a Stonehenge?
How could they raise the stones so high
Completely without the technology
We have today?
When I make my jalapeños,
Calamari and prosciutto,
I'm the king.
My wife applauds me in the kitchen
When I tell her all I bought is from the local store.
And when the kids have gone to bed, we're all alone
She gives me a smile,
Then she plays with my balls...
But all I think of is Stonehenge!
I think about it when I dream,
The biggest henge that I have ever seen.
What's the purpose of Stonehenge?
A giant granite birthday cake,
Or a prison far too easy to escape?
Stonehenge! Stonehenge! Lots of stones in a row!
They were 25 tons each stone my friend
But amazingly they got them all down in the sand
And they moved it
And they dragged it
And they rolled it 46 miles from Wales!
What's the deal with Stonehenge?
You should have left a tiny hint
When you made this fucking labyrinth of stone!
Who the fuck builds a Stonehenge?
Two Stone Age guys wondering what to do,
Who just said, "Dude, let's build a henge or two!"
I would give anything to know.
(About the Stonehenge!)
Yeah I would give all I have to give.
(Would you give them your car?
Mmm are you kidding me, of course I would have given the car!
(What car do you drive?)
It's a Civic, drive a Civic, drive a Civic!
(A car you can trust!)
Nevermind the car, let's talk about the henge!
(What henge is that again?)
It's the Stonehenge, it's the Stonehenge,
God, it is the greatest henge of all!
What's the meaning of Stone...henge?