Böse (Evil) (English)

I am in a sinister sect
That awakened in me the knowledge
That our short existence
Is more fun when you’re evil
Now they have indeed educated me well
Have never stolen and never lied
But in the future I will strive
To freely offer evil
Evil – I am so evil (x2)
I will cross the road on red
Especially when I see small children
Hold the fork with the right hand
And let the other arm dangle
I eat Nutella with a spoon
And with the knife I cut potatoes
And if there are only two slices of sausage
Then I take exactly those two
Evil – I am so evil (x2)
I open right on the first of December
All of the doors on the advent calendar
I want to whisper in the presence of others
I want to rustle paper in the cinema
Climb trees with new pants on
Show my naked finger to people
Babble in conversations with others
Eat boogers, chew fingernails
Evil – I am so evil (x2)
Evil – unspeakably evil
Evil – terribly evil
I will in future tie my shoes
With only one knot
Keep my hands always in my pockets
And secretly snack after brushing
Bite three times into the apple
And then throw away the rest
Piss on strangers’ toilets while standing up
Do not wash, do not close the lid
Evil – I am so evil (x2)
Evil – unspeakably evil
Evil – terribly evil