The Pigsmilk Candycane

It's the pigsmilk candycane
The hurdy gurdy understain
The marmaladed pony's mane
Dilapidated monkey brain
Possums full of puzzle tears
And crow's that grow dakota beards
It's time to eat your food
First you take the pigsmilk and you boil and drain
Then you stain the gurdy with the pony's mane
Stir them up together, add the monkey brain
Oh happy day, add the marmalade
Then you clean the possum and fill it with tears
If you feel puzzled pick up a beard
Dry your eyes and sniffle, and blow your nose
Take your candycane, feed it to the crows
It's the pigsmilk candycane
The hurdy gurdy understain
The marmaladed pony's mane
Dilapidated monkey brain
Possums full of puzzle tears
And crow's that grow dakota beards
It's time to eat your food
Ba ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba da ba
Ba ba ba ba ba baa, buh ba ba ba ba
Ruba duba doopa, scoobidi doopa
Bee pi doo pi doo
Ruba duba doo
Ruba duba doo
Da, da, da da da daa
Da, da, ba ba da, ba
Ba, baba, bababa, ba, ba
It's the pigsmilk candycane
The hurdy gurdy understain
The marmaladed pony's mane
Dilapidated monkey brain
Possums full of puzzle tears
And crow's that grow dakota beards
It's time to eat your food
(repeat chorus x5)
Children, children, calm down now, calm down
Calm down