The Trailer Song

You say that you're watching the birds out the window
Well I've got a bird you can watch
You ain't gotta act like you're borrowing eggs
Just to see if my dishes are washed
What's it to you if it's Wednesday at noon,
And I've traded my iced tea for scotch?
Keep your two cents on your side of the fence
Girl we ain't friends, we're just neighbours
Ain't nothing to see here
Go back to your trailer
You ain't gotta ask what I did to my hair
Or who's underwear is on the line ... ain't mine
I ain't gonna ask who's been mowing your grass
So you ain't gotta ask who mows mine
So quit judging my job and my car and my clothes
Get your nose out of your many blinds
Keep your two cents on your side of the fence
Girl we ain't friends, we're just neighbours
Ain't nothing to see here
Go back to your trailer
Don't ask me if I go to church
And I won't ask if your husband is still out of work
You try and claim high society
But we get our mail on the same side of the street
Keep your two cents on your side of the fence
Girl we ain't friends, we're just neighbours
Ain't nothing to see here
Go back to your trailer
There ain't nothing to see here
Go back to your trailer