Crabulon

Crabulon! Crabulon! Crabulon! Crabulon! ...
Beware genetecists
With their craziness and hybrid monster fantasies
Beware the things they do
They're genetecising monsters with genetic glue
Beware, it won't be too long
Before they splice some stuff and engineer a Crabulon
Beware mighty Crabulon
He scuttles left and right made from plutonium
March forth, crabuhorde, killing humans
Crabulon! Crabulon!
March forth, raise a claw, for the Crab Lord
Crabulon! Crabulon! Crabulon! Crabulon!
Destroy the humanoids
Fill their bellies full of nasty little crabuloids
Destroy their only sun
Harness solar power put it in a laser gun
Destroy! It's claw versus hand
Their demise is the beginning of our master plan
Destroy the human race
Perform a pincer movement crabukilling at great pace
March forth, crabuhorde, killing humans
Crabulon! Crabulon!
March forth, raise a claw, for the Crab Lord
Crabulon! Crabulon! Crabulon! Crabulon!
Arise my mighty pink army
Scuttle left ... Scuttle right ... Attack !
March forth, crabuhorde, killing humans
Crabulon! Crabulon!
March forth, raise a claw, for the Crab Lord
Crabulon! Crabulon! Crabulon! Crabulon!
"But doctor, how did Crabulon come to be?"
"Well little Kraven, when a robot and a crustacean love each other very much, he uses his hard drive to impregnate the crustacean's eggs. However ... the process of robo-insemination is far too complex for the human mind."
Too complex for the human mind (my brain hurts)
Too complex for the human mind (my brain hurts)
Too complex for the human mind (my brain hurts)
It's too complex for the human mind (my brain hurts)
Crabulon, crabulon, crabulon, crabulon (my brain hurts)