Once a Ghost, Always a Ghost

Once upon a time I stumbled on a master plan
Better than a time machine, simple to understand
Just consume a pint of this and one or two of these
Head in arm and hand in hand we'll haunt the seven seas
If you choose we can confuse your favourite enemy
Find a dungeon with a pungent tropicality
Waft about and groan a bit and make him feel at ease
Head in arm and hand in hand we'll haunt the seven seas
Isn't it original to be invisible
Be a ghost and make the most of when you come to call
Nobody will know you're there unless you care to sneeze
Head in arm and hand in hand we'll haunt the seven seas
Once upon a time I stumbled on a master plan
Better than a time machine, simple to understand
Just consume a pint of this and one or two of these
Head in arm and hand in hand we'll haunt the seven seas
If you choose we can confuse your favourite enemy
Find a dungeon with a pungent tropicality
Waft about and groan a bit and make him feel at ease
Head in arm and hand in hand we'll haunt the seven seas
Isn't it original to be invisible
Be a ghost and make the most of when you come to call
Nobody will know you're there unless you care to sneeze
Head in arm and hand in hand we'll haunt the seven seas