Hot and Cold

[Ladies and gentleman I give you Butch]
Thank you
Well there is something I wanted to touch upon this evening
I don't remember if I had spoken about it here or . . .
In other parts of this wonderful land you call
The Isle of whatever the hell you call it
Everybody has got a different name
It is pretty . . . whatever
Anyway
Whatever dude, okay, here
The problem is, and what I wanted to bring up is
A little thing I like to call Hot and Cold
Listen
That is the sound of Hot
Ssshhhttt
That is the sound of Cold
Listen again
Hot
Cold
In America we have a thing cold two faucets and one spigot
Over here, wherever we go, like backstage right now
There is a faucet for the fucking hot water and one for the cold water
And I can't mix them together
I burn my hand, and then I freeze my hand
And then I burn my hand and I freeze my hand
No, no, no, no . . . no clapping
It's your problem, not mine
I'm just wondering, anybody else having the same problem
I'm just checking
Hot, hot, hot . . . burn
Cold, cold, cold . . . freezing
Hot, hot, hot
Cold, cold, cold, cold
I want both, I want both
In one spigot, hot and cold making warm, warm
Ah, feel the warm water
It's not burning
It's not freezing cold
It's in the middle, it's warm, warm
I can't wait to get back out to my warm water
I just wanted to share that
Thank you very much