Intro (The Mighty Death Pop!)

[Jeff]
I'm a master of this shit, Dawn. I guarantee you I can jump from this roof right here, and make it to that roof. No problem.
[Dawn]
I don't know, Jeff. That's a pretty big guarantee. If you don't make it, you're definitely dead.
[Jeff]
But I will make it. This shit is easy. It don't even look that far.
[Dawn]
It looks crazy far, man. Don't even play like that. Seriously.
[Jeff]
Hold my chips, babe.
[Dawn]
Jeff, don't do it, ok?
[Jeff]
Watch me fly, bitch!
[Dawn]
Hell no. Please, don't. Don't do it Jeff. Come on, seriously, no!
He'd end your clock.
Who knew?
The mighty death pop.
Are you reckless? Didn't expect this?
This is your life
Better respect it
[Announcer]
Ladies and gentlemen!
We present to you, [i]The Mighty Death Pop![/i]
This is your life
Better respect it
Surprise
is the best way to die
After all, who wants to know he's creepin' all up your spine?
You're better off gettin' sucker punched, smacked dead in your lips, with your tombstone!
They call him The Death Pop
He hails from deep in a mutherfuckin' pistol [?]
And it happens so quick...
The mighty death pop
[Announcer]
Welcome to your very own personal surprise party of doom!
Are you reckless? Didn't expect this?
This is your life
Better respect it
The party stopped with a pop, and body drop with a flop
Hehahaha-ha!
Then you met The Mighty Death Pop
Those who entice him, and refuse to fear him, often pay dearly
Woohoo
They get ejectified!
You see a quick flash of his wicked-ass face
And then you croak off.
It's that sudden conclusion.
Expected or not, you'll be shocked when your clocks stop,
And your mighty death pops!
He'd end your clock
Who knew? (The mighty death pop)
Are you reckless? Didn't expect this?
This is your life
Better respect it
[Announcer]
And when everything goes pop...
You will experience the sudden loss of all senses!
The big black-out!
Pop goes your death wish!