#deep

So we're halfway through the show, and I just wanna talk about how deep I am.
And I'm pretty fucking deep, guys.
So deep... that I named this song-
#deep
Have you ever stopped to watch a blue bird drop from a tree and take to the air?
Me neither.
Have you ever took time out to finish a rhyme, but the right words just weren't there?
Meat cleaver.
The people in my life are like, grains of sand
'Cause they stick together... often near my butt hole
If life is an ocean
I am a deep and handsome fish
A fish that's drowning
If the artistic process is a birth canal
The I am a freshly jelly the kid
Come witness my crowning
The thoughts of mine must be a sign that I'm
#deep
"If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Probably not."
Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat
Instead of on your girlfriend's face?
Me neither
"Me neither!"
Have you ever wrote a song note for note
And not a single not was out of place?
"Uh, duh!" *misses notes on piano* "Hold on."
The people in my life are like blades of grass.
"How?"
'Cause they're all so grounded
But at least grass stays away from my butt hole!
Art is a harlot and I am her sassy urban friend
Bitch why you being so selfish
If mamma is right and the world is my oyster
Then I must have and allergy to shellfish
How could you know?
If life makes you wish you were dead
Just put on a good movie
Then promptly put a bullet in your head
Spend forever asleep
'Cause life pales in comparison to living the dream
#deep