Mashed Potatoes (I Love Her Anyway)

You know that I’ve been sitting here
Staring out the window
Thinking about songs I wrote
When we were together
And you just let me sit here
Sitting on my ass
Forever
And ever
You know that I am mad at you
You know you made me cry
You know that I’ve been sitting here
Wishing you would die
I picture you falling off a trampoline
And landing in a pit of hungry alligators
(Spoken) Isn’t that something?
I picture you getting attacked
By a pack of angry rabbits
Bleeding out your eyeballs
And screaming for your mom
(Spoken) She made really gross mashed potatoes
(Spoken) But I kinda love her anyway
You know that I am mad at you
You know you made me cry
You know that I’ve been sitting here
Wishing you would die
I’m not waiting for you anymore
I’m gonna shove your head right through the fuckin door
(Spoken) Right fuckin’ through it
You know you left me all alone
Sitting here waiting for the phone-oh-oh
For the pho-one!!!
(Whispered) You know that I am mad at you
(Whispered) You know you made me-
Aw fuck this soft chorus bullshit I’m going all in
(Loudly)
You know that I am mad at you
You know you made me cry
You know that I’ve been sitting here
Wishing you would die
(Spoken) Okay the songs over now would you just fuckin die already?