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What if Your Wife Was a Man Lyrics
What if I told you theoretically?
If I could tell you— hypothetically
If I'm gonna be as frank as I can
What if your wife was a man?
If she was the prettiest girl in the world
And you find out one day that she wasn't a girl
Would you divorce her and move to Iran?
What if your wife was a mon?
Does your wife stand up when she does number one?
Will you still kiss her and call you her hon?
She'll watch Lifetime and ESPN
What if your wife was a man?
I hope this wouldn't make you feel hurt.
When your wife erects a tent in her skirt.
This shouldn't make you feel like a boob.
What if your wife was a dude?
Is she too tall for a beautiful chick?
Does she have a rack and a twelve inch rod?
I hope this doesn't frighten you pale.
What if your wife was male?
Does you lovely wife wear a flannel shirt?
As well as an acorn chiffon skirt?
I hope this doesn't make you feel screwed
What if your wife was a duuude?
Is she part Beyonce and Jay Z?
And part Brad Pitt and Angelia Jolie?
I hope this doesn't make you feel damned.
What if your wife was a man?
If I could tell you— hypothetically
If I'm gonna be as frank as I can
What if your wife was a man?
And you find out one day that she wasn't a girl
Would you divorce her and move to Iran?
What if your wife was a mon?
Will you still kiss her and call you her hon?
She'll watch Lifetime and ESPN
What if your wife was a man?
When your wife erects a tent in her skirt.
This shouldn't make you feel like a boob.
What if your wife was a dude?
Does she have a rack and a twelve inch rod?
I hope this doesn't frighten you pale.
What if your wife was male?
As well as an acorn chiffon skirt?
I hope this doesn't make you feel screwed
What if your wife was a duuude?
And part Brad Pitt and Angelia Jolie?
I hope this doesn't make you feel damned.
What if your wife was a man?
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