Girl in the Middle

There was this girl who tried out for football in high school
She tried out, she was great
But the guys were so cruel
She tried out for linebacker
Too bad she couldn't be a Green Bay Packer
She put on the pads
No not the ones for her period
Too bad she couldn't play center because of her gender
Too bad she couldn't play center because of her gender
Junior year came around and she tried out once more
The coach said don't come back because you're such a whore
She tried out for receiver, too bad she's got a beaver
She went back to class, all the guys said, "Stop or we'll kick your ass"
Too bad she couldn't play center because of her gender
Too bad she couldn't play center because of her gender
Junior year came around and she tried out once more
The coach said don't come back because you're such a whore
She tried out for receiver, too bad she's got a beaver
She went back to class, all the guys said, "Stop or we'll kick your ass"
Too bad she couldn't play center because of her gender
Too bad she couldn't play center because of her gender
Wow! She's looking good on the field
Wow! She should be out there playing
Too bad you're female
Too bad she couldn't play center because of her gender
It's too bad
It's too bad
It's too bad
It's too bad
It's too bad
It's too bad
It's too bad
It's too bad