Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend/Material Girl

The French are glad to die for love
A kiss on the hand may be quite continental
But diamonds are a girls best friend
A kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental on your humble flat
Or help you feed your ... meow! Pussy cat!
Men grow cold as girls grow old
And we all lose our charms in the end
But square cut or pear shaped, these rocks don't lose their shape
Diamonds are a girls best friend!
Tiffany!
Cartier!
'Cause we are living in a material world and I am a material girl
Come and get me boys!
Ow! Hey! Uh huh!
Black Star!
Ross Cole!
Talk to me Harry Zilder and tell me all about it!
There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer
But diamonds are a girls best friend
There may come a time when a hard-boiled employer thinks you're awful nice!
Ow!
But get that ice or else no dice!
He's your guy when stocks are high
But beware when they start to descend
Diamonds are a girls best
Diamonds are a girls best
Diamonds are a girls best friend!
Best friends!
We are best friends!
Best friends!
We are best friends!
Best friends!
We are best friends!
Best friends!
We are best friends!
'Cause that's when those louses go back to their spouses
Diamonds are a girl's best friend!