Beauty School Drop Out

Your story's sad to tell,
A teenage ne'er do well,
Most mixed-up, non delinquent on the block
Your future's so unclear now
What's left of your career now?
Can't even get a trade in on your smile
Boom, ba-doom, ba-doom,
Ba-doom, ba-da-da-doom
Ba-doom, ba-doom,
Ba-doom
Beauty school dropout
No graduation day for you
Beauty school dropout
Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo
Well at least you could have taken time,
To wash and clean your clothes up
After spending all that dough to have
The doctor fix your nose up
Baby keep moving,
Why keep your feeble hopes alive?
What are you proving?
You've got the dream but not the drive
If you go for your diploma, you could join a steno pool
Turn in your teasin' comb and go back to high school!
Beauty school drop out,
Hanging around the corner store,
Beauty school drop out
It's about time you knew the score
Well they couldn't teach you anything
You think you're such a looker
But no customer would go to you unless she was a hooker!
Baby don't sweat it,
You're not cut out to hold a job
Better forget it,
Who wants their hair done by a slob?
Now your bangs are curled,
Your lashes curled, but still the world is cruel
Wipe off that angel face and go back to high school!
Baby don't blow it,
Don't put my good advice to shame
Baby you know it,
Even dear Abby'd say the same!
Now I've called the shot,
Get off the block,
I've really gotta fly!
Gotta be going to that malt shop in the sky!
Beauty school drop out,
Go back to high school
Beauty school drop out,
Go back to high school
Beauty school drop out,
Go back to high school