Let's Have A Kiki/Turkey Lurkey Time

Hey, I'm calling you back
Oh, she's been a bitch tonight
And by bitch, I mean this rain
No cabs, nowhere
So I had to put on the wig, and the heels,
And the lashes and the ear
And take the train to the club
And you know the MTA should stand for:
Mothers Touching My Ass
So then I get to the club
Looking like a drowned, harassed rat
And I'm greeted, not by Miss Rose at the door
But our friend, Johnny Five-O
Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party
So no fee for me, and I don't even know what's the tea!
So I hope you’re up, girl,
'Cause we are all coming over
Lock the doors, lower the blinds
Fire up the smoke machine
And put on your heels
'Cause I know exactly what we need!
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Lock the doors tight
Let's have a kiki (mother)
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Dive, turn, work
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve, and work, and turn, and hon-hon-honey
A kiki is a party for coming all your nerves
We're spilling tea and spilling just deserts when they deserve
And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave
So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Lock the doors tight
Let's have a kiki (mother)
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Dive, turn, work
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve, and work, and turn, and hon-hon-honey
It's turkey lurkey time
Tom turkey ran away but he just came home
It's turkey lurkey time
He's really home to stay, never one to roam
Let's make a wish
And may all your wishes come true
Turkey lurkey
Goosey loosey
Some for Uncle Joe,
Some for Cousin Lucy
Everybody gather round the table
Dig in, dinner's being served
Eat all the turkey you are able
Can't you see a partridge in a pear tree?
Climb up and bring it down for me
That's something I would like to see
This kiki is marvelous!
Kiki, soso
Oui oui, non non
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Lock the doors tight
Let's have a kiki (mother)
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Dive, turn, work
Let's have a kik
We're gonna serve, and work, and turn, and hon-hon-honey
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Lock the doors tight
Let's have a kiki (mother)
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Dive, turn, work
Let's have a kik
We're gonna serve, and work, and turn, and hon-hon-honey
Let's have a kiki!