Red Solo Cup

2, 1, 2, 3
Now, red solo cup is the best receptacle
For barbecues, tailgates, fairs and festivals
And you sir, do not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer drinkin' from glass
That's true!
Hey, red solo cup is cheap and disposable
And in fourteen years, they are decomposable
And unlike my home, they are not foreclosable
Freddie-Mac can kiss my ass
Whoo!
Red solo cup (aha)
I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you, red solo cup
I lift to you
Proceed to party, proceed to party
Now I really love how you're easy to stack
But I really hate how you're easy to crack
'Cause when beer runs down in front of my back
Well that my friends, is quite yucky (keep doing it)
But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten
Admiring how sharply my first name is written
On you with a Sharpie
When I get to hitting on them to help me get lucky
Red solo cup
I fill you up,
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you, red solo cup (What?)
I lift you up
Proceed to party, proceed to party
Now I've seen you in blue, and I've seen you in yellow
But, only you red will do for this fellow
'Cause you are the Abbott to my Costello
And you are the fruit to my loom
Red solo cup, you're more than just plastic
You're more than amazing (haha)
You're more than fantastic
And believe me that I am not the least bit sarcastic
When I look at you and say
"Red solo cup , you're not just a cup"
You're my, friend?
You're my friend
Thank you for being my friend
Red solo cup
I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you, red solo cup (what up? what up?)
I lift you up
Proceed to party, proceed to party
Red solo cup
I fill you up
Let's have a party, lets have a party
I love you, red solo cup
I fill you up
Proceed to party, proceed to party
Solo cup, solo cup
Solo cup, solo cup
Solo cup, solo cup
Solo cup, solo cup
Hmm, mmm, mmm