Yeti

You ate my plants, you ate my plants
While I juggle you'd dance
And I'd braid clowns all day
I got wool slacks, and a gerbil with lice,
A crazy Asian chick, and a few hogs
And I watch Lost all day
Yeti, I called, but you ran to the forrest
Yeti, I love you, but you're bad and you're foreign
Yeti, I'd go, but you're wet and you're furry and funky
Thought we could change and make you tame
Exotic covered-in-poo man
Put on a wig and forget
I'll give you a loan, I'll give you coke
Whatever you wanted to do, man
Let's hide away in the forrest dew.
(Just me and you, baby)
Yeti, I called, but you ran to the forrest
Yeti, I love you, but you're bad and you're foreign
Yeti, I'd go, but you're wet and you're furry and funky
You're a pig, you pig, stop eating, yeah
Your body's getting too big
You're a pig, you're a bigfoot, yeah
But no more chicken and cow, and cow, and cow
No more chicken and cow, you're too big, you're too big
You're a bad disease
Yeti, I called, but you ran to the forrest
Yeti, I love you, but you're bad and you're foreign
Yeti, yeti, yeti, yeti, yeti...
(Pushed you away, yeti.)
(But you begged for it)
(I wish we could stay, yeti)
(Here in our love forest)
I love my champagne, I'm floating!