Blew That Bitch Away

ASH
"So, do you screw-heads believe I can save you from Candarian demons now?"
MALE CUSTOMER (1)
Well we thought you were fucking with us
MALE CUSTOMER (2)
We thought you were a lying prick
MALE CUSTOMER (3)
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
FEMALE CUSTOMER (1)
All that jive about you killing demons
MALE CUSTOMER (3)
It just sounded like, uh, bullshit
MALE CUSTOMER (1)
But apparently you weren't talking smack
FEMALE CUSTOMER (2)
Cause we saw that evil chick
FEMALE CUSTOMER (3)
She was going to eat us!
MALE CUSTOMER (2)
And severily beat us
MALE CUSTOMER (1)
'Til you shot her in the tits
MALE CUSTOMER (2)
That's right you saved us
CUSTOMERS
You saved our lives
FEMALE CUSTOMER (3)
You saved me and my baby and these Ginsu knives
CUSTOMERS
You saved us all
MALE CUSTOMER (2)
You're the baddest motherfucker in this whole strip mall
CUSTOMERS
We thought you were a phony
On some anti-rave
But now we see that you're a hero
And you saved the day
Because you blew that bitch away
MALE CUSTOMERS
Ash!
ASH
Well I told you I could kill these demons
And none of you believed me
CUSTOMERS
No, no, no. Yeah!
ASH
That's why you're merely customers
While I'm the S-Mart employee
CUSTOMERS
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah!
ASH
Cause I'll kill what looks even slightly evil
Who knows who the next victim will be?
CUSTOMERS
Not me!
ASH
Cause I shoot
CUSTOMERS
Shoot!
ASH
And kill
CUSTOMERS
Kill!
ASH
And saw
CUSTOMERS
Until!
ASH
We need a clean up on aisle three
CUSTOMERS
You are the man
ASH
I bitch slap evil with my one good hand
CUSTOMERS
You're our hero
ASH
I shake down Deadites like they owe me dough
CUSTOMERS
Ooo-ooo
ASH
I saw that demon try to ruin your shopping day
CUSTOMERS
Shopping day
ASH
So I grabbed my twelve gauge and I blew her away
CUSTOMERS
Blew that bitch away
MALE CUSTOMER (3) / OTHER CUSTOMERS
That's right you blew / Blew that bitch away
Blew that bitch away/ Blew that bitch away
You blew her to smithereens / Blew that bitch away
You blew her like I draw teams
CUSTOMERS
Blew that bitch away
MOST CUSTOMERS
We used to fuckin' hate you and your lyin' ways
REST OF CUSTOMERS
Lyin' way-ays
MOST CUSTOMERS
But now we changed our minds and think
ALL CUSTOMERS
You're okay, because you blew that bitch away
Blew that bitch away!
Yeah!