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Ode to an Accidental Stabbing Lyrics
JAKE
Goddamn you woman!
You fucking stabbed me!
Goddamn you woman!
Do I look like a fucking zombie?
ANNIE
It was a mistake!
What can I do to prove I am sorry?
JAKE
Well, in the future I'd appreciate it
if you could not fucking stab me!
Goddamn you woman.
ANNIE
I didn't mean to hurt you.
JAKE
You really got me pissed!
ANNIE
Or make you bleed.
JAKE
Goddamn you woman.
ANNIE
I'll make you feel better.
JAKE
This hurts like a son of a bitch!
ANNIE
Would you like some Pepcid AC?
JAKE
Woman look what you've done!
I'm bleeding all over the fucking room!
ANNIE
Then take this cloth and apply pressure to your wound.
JAKE
Bitch, get me somewhere safe!
That thing's still out there in them trees.
ANNIE
No one can hurt you here!
EVIL CHERYL
No one but me!
"Come here, Fatty!"
JAKE
Goddamn you woman!
Goddamn you woman!
You fucking stabbed me!
Goddamn you woman!
Do I look like a fucking zombie?
It was a mistake!
What can I do to prove I am sorry?
Well, in the future I'd appreciate it
if you could not fucking stab me!
Goddamn you woman.
I didn't mean to hurt you.
You really got me pissed!
Or make you bleed.
Goddamn you woman.
I'll make you feel better.
This hurts like a son of a bitch!
Would you like some Pepcid AC?
Woman look what you've done!
I'm bleeding all over the fucking room!
Then take this cloth and apply pressure to your wound.
Bitch, get me somewhere safe!
That thing's still out there in them trees.
No one can hurt you here!
No one but me!
"Come here, Fatty!"
Goddamn you woman!
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