I Vote Conservative (Because I'm in Love with You) Lyrics

Margaret, my girl
You’re driving me insane
You make me swallow my cigar
And choke on my champagne
Your speeches are so exciting
That I don’t know what to do
I vote conservative
Cos I’m in love with you

I used to be an anarchist till I saw you on T.V.
When you spoke I realised you were the only one for me
So I sold my old Centurion and all of my hand-grenades too
I vote conservative cos I’m in love with you
Oh I’m in love with you

Oh Margaret, my small yellow beagle
I never realised all the wonderful things
That conservatism had to offer until I heard you explain everything so concisely
And now I realise that all I have ever truly desired is a government based on common sense
I vote conservative cos I’m in love with you
Oh I’m in love with you

I joined the young conservatives now I’m really where it’s at
I think I’ll buy a bigger car and practice being fat
You have opened up to me a world that I never knew
I vote conservative because I’m in love with you
Oh I’m in love with you
Oh Margaret, oh yeah
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Submitted by
nimbie On Mar 23, 2014
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