I Am Your Grandma

One day, I'm gonna have a baby.
And you will call her mom
That baby will have a baby
And you will have this song
To know that:
I am your grandma
I am your grandma
I am your grandma-ma-ma
I am your grandma
So this is a gift I give to you
Like I already said (said)
That there was a time I was aware
That one day, I'd be dead (dead)
I wish we could have met
I would have hugged you so
But you are in the future;
You get loved by video
I am your grandma
I am your grandma
I am your grandma-ma-ma
I am your grandma
[Extended]
I am your grandma
I am your grandma
I am your grandma-ma-ma
I am your grandma
I know this world is crazy
Maybe, even mad
With your mother egg, and father sperm
I hope that you'll be glad
To be alive right now
Experiencing the life
Embracing cosmic spiritual ways
Comes at a little price
This means that you will die
Graceful as can be
Listen to these lessons
To understand mortality
[baby noises]
Our family tree is bountiful
The canopies full of fruit
Our blood pours down as tree sap does
Our crest leak as thy roots
Cause ancestry's a quest for me
Cause ancestry's a quest for he
Cause ancestry's a quest for she
Cause ancestry's a quest for we
I am your grandma
I am your grandma
I am your grandma-ma-ma
I am your grandma
I am your grandma
I am your grandma
I am your grandma-ma-ma
I am your grandma
(Coochie, coochie, coo!)
(I love you)
Soy tu abuela
Soy tu abuela
Soy tu abuela-la-la
Soy tu abuela
Soy tu abuela
Soy tu abuela
Soy tu abuela-la-la
Soy tu abuela
(There, there you go, now keep pushing.)
(Now give me one more push)
(You're doing it! You're doing it!)
(One more big push)
(There you go)
Oh, I see the head!)
[Baby noises]