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I Couldn't Be Annoyed (from Blonde Venus, 1932) Lyrics
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"I Couldn't Be Annoyed" Lyrics
If the moon began to waltz
Or the sun did somersaults
Do you think I'd care
Or stop and stare
I couldn't be annoyed
If the hens refused to lay
Or if bulls gave milk someway
Do you think I'd care
That they're unfair?
I couldn't be annoyed!
If everyone stood on his head
And on his hands he wore shoes
I'd still eat crackers in my bed
What have I got to lose?
If we eat soup with a fork
Or if babies brought the stork
Do you think I'd care?
I still declare
I couldn't be annoyed.
Or the sun did somersaults
Do you think I'd care
Or stop and stare
I couldn't be annoyed
If the hens refused to lay
Or if bulls gave milk someway
Do you think I'd care
That they're unfair?
I couldn't be annoyed!
And on his hands he wore shoes
I'd still eat crackers in my bed
What have I got to lose?
Or if babies brought the stork
Do you think I'd care?
I still declare
I couldn't be annoyed.
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Submitted by
epiwoosh On Feb 16, 2014
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