Tell the Truth About the Brace Position

Tell the truth
Tell the truth
Tell the truth
Tell the truth

Tell the truth about the brace position
Everybody needs a place to die
Make a friend of a passing profit
Just tell the truth about the brace position

Tell the truth about the brace position
Not the one about devil records
Though as you we are terrified
Just tell the truth about the brace position

I don't doubt that the side effect of truth
Is more doubt, is mistaken for a pretty pair of tits.

Tell the truth about drunken uncles
Everybody needs a secret shame
Lead your cousin to a padded cell
Just tell the truth about the brace position

Tell the truth about Boris Johnson
Yes, the one on the television
Throwing shit at the audience
Just tell the truth about the brace position

I can't face knowing everybody thinks
Or suspects, or pretends, that they do in the patterns
I can't face knowing everybody thinks
Or suspects, or pretends, that they do in the patterns of their prayers

Tell the truth about David Cameron
Sixteen months in the toilet queue
Tell the truth about the brace position
Tell the truth about who married you.

Tell the truth about Robert Maxwell
Tell the truth about the Marlowe Massacre
Tell the truth about 9-11
Tell the truth about the brace position

Tell the truth about Michael Jackson
Just be careful what you feed your children
Tell the truth about The Naked Ape
Just tell the truth about the brace position

Yes, she said,
But dying on impact
Is better than living and
Having to swallow those cunts.