Awesome O'Clock

Hey dudes, check this out -- my mom found my old French horn!
(The redhead is in the building!)
It's awesome
It's awesome o'clock
It's awesome o'clock
It's awesome o'clock
It's awesome
It's awesome o'clock, you know what that means
Trouble for other teams 'cause Scal's on the scene
I'm high on caffeine, so fresh and so clean
Got b-ball IQ spillin' out my spleen
A regular machine at stayin' in between
The ball and power forwards, denyin' them pristine looks
Like the crooks who stole my cantine
Full of Chunky soup and my Lean Cuisine
I'm Scalabrine, Scala-bring-it? Scala-broughten
A five-year deal, baby, now I'm spoiled rotten
Red hair, white skin, soft as cotton
Don't tell me you're not jealous, got the life y'all dream of
And the tint gets all steamed up on my SUV
On the way home from games or at the jamboree
Cash that all-star ballot, if you're absentee
Write me in, it's Scala to the b-r-i-n-e
It's awesome o'clock
It's awesome o'clock
It's awesome o'clock
It's awesome
(But when you got a hot horse... ride that horse!
It's Scal)
When I get hot, hear me sizzle, my sweat's like bacon
I'm not fakin', I'm the realest of the real
I'm takin' it serious, turnin' dreamers to realists
Y'all need me on the court, can't resist the emphasis
They're puttin' on spacin', and on movement
No, I'm not Shaq, but he googled me, see?
I ghost-wrote "punks can't stop my dunks"
That was me, gettin' down in 1993
This is me now, in two double-oh seven
It's awesome o'clock, a little taste of heaven
A little taste of veal, my skills are veiled
But my appearance betrays my hype
I emailed Doctor Jon Niednagel to double-check my brain type
He said I'm the smartest man alive
I'm like, "whoa, that's awesome, dude
Wanna hear me waste a solo? I been practicin' a year"
It's awesome o'clock
It's awesome o'clock
It's awesome o'clock
It's awesome
(Scal, again for three... got it!
Way to go, Scal!)