Mormon Girl Blues

Don’t give me none of that rice bean, save it boiling hot for me
Don’t give me none of that rice bean, save it boiling hot for me
If you don’t do Dublin, I’ll also take Kentucky and Tennessee
Give me a bottle or can, either way I don’t care
Give me a bottle or can, either way I don’t care
And take the top off that can so I don’t tear off my mustache hair
On my way walking home a pretty girl hollers across the street
On my way walking home a pretty girl hollers across the street
And it’s been a long morning and I’ve had nothing to eat
Why’d you send a sweet young thing to speak to a creep like me?
Why would you send a sweet young thing to speak like a creep like me?
I mean, for all she knows, I could be listed on some kind of registry
She’s wearing a skirt so long but I could fall in love with her eyes
She’s wearing a skirt so long that I could fall in love with her eyes
We could spend some time together, see which one of us testifies
If God’s gonna forgive my sins, he’s gonna forgive yours too
Yeah, if God’s gonna forgive my sins, he’ll forgive yours too
I might be looking for trouble but trouble just found you
Let me be your little god until your big God comes
Let me be your little god until your big God comes
Nice thing about little gods, you can always have more than one