Can I Get a Brohoof?

Can ya prance with me
Prance with me
And can ya
Do ya clop?
Can I get my ponies in the mornin'?
Applejack is like my crack
You know I need it all day
And I will always
Ponies like cocaine
It's like a rush
I need to get up on that magic
Cuz I feels like an addict
Won't somepony help me?
Cuz Pinkie Pie's the lady's
Got me rolling
And no I ain't trolling
I think I need a shot, bro
Cuz Derpy's drivin' me to drink
Can I get a brohoof
From all of my bronies
Who like ponies like Fluttershy
Cuz that chick is so fly
Can I get a whoop whoop
For all of my pegasisters
Who ain't got like no love
For bronies without hooves
Can I get a fuck you
To Fox News for talking bout some shit
That they don't know bout
Come on bronies roll out
Can I get a what what
For all of these haters talking smack
It's getting tragic
Cuz friendship is magic
Can I get a what?
And now um...
Introducing UNO
I got one question for ya
Can I put my pony on your mustache?
I'll have you know, little bro
I smoke the best hash
And only with Rainbow Dash
I gotta hit that Spike back
Little dragon always puffing on that green smoke
Blow it out the window
Ponies hit the spot, yo
Cuz Rarity's got me looking like a cutie pie
Feeling like that PewDiePie
I Sparkle in the Twilight
And I ain't talking about no muthafucking vampires, man
Can I get a brohoof
From all of my bronies
Who like ponies like Fluttershy
Cuz that chick is so fly
Can I get a whoop whoop
For all of my pegasisters
Who ain't got like no love
For bronies without hooves
Can I get a fuck you
To Fox News for talking bout some shit
That they don't know bout
Come on bronies roll out
Can I get a what what
For all of these haters talking smack
It's getting tragic
Cuz friendship is magic
Can I get a what?