He Say She Say

And he would always say,
"Wait till I'm the unsigned hype,
The best ten freshmen,
The new star, trekking with the next gen;
The next gem,
The next big thing on Planet Rock,
Get the guap."
Prosper and live long.
When you're Kirk,
Girls wanna Klingon,
Wanna get beamed up,
Wanna put some bling on.
Same old song,
Except they sing wrong.
"Baby, if you liked it,
Then you should have put your
BlackBerry ring on."
Now he's outer space,
But she's not out of mind.
Deanna Troi sends her eons
Out of time.
He paints the wrong picture,
She's drawn out of line.
She says she's gone, and he says that she left
Without a sign.
He says, "Whatever,
I'm better without a dime."
He tells her,
"Good thing I peg you around a nine."
She laughs and says
He's never clever without a rhyme.
"We're both out of love," they say,
"Out of pride."
Then I wanted to do a verse
About how they worked it out,
But...
She says, "It's different for a girl
Turning thirty."
He says, "Is that a crack about me
Not maturing?
'Cause I'm just deferring the term;
I'll be back in the spring.
I'm just waiting for my break --
Got the cast in the sling."
He says, "The queen is the back
Of her king."
But she's mad at her lack of a ring.
She says, "It better get bought.
Quit playing games,
Or you'll get an ex off that Xbox.
I love you, boy, but
I need a man, Peter Pan
Syndrome. Ain't even been home
To meet the fam.
You can barely feed the plants;
You can hardly cook a bowl of cereal.
It's not cute in the evening,
Eating those Cheerios."
He says, "Oh, here we go!"
She says, "But hear me, though:
Baby, I don't care that you're lyrical.
And why are you always talking about
Star Wars -- whatever, Star Trek?
I ain't even mad you ain't a star yet."