Big Talkers

I once had a friend who said that he could build most anything
Said he could build most anything he wanted to
But most days, he just stood around saying that
“I can build anything I can build anything I want to
But I don’t want to"
I once had a friend who said that money isn’t everything
Said "Money isn’t everything,you know it’s true"
But most days, he just stood around saying that
"Money isn’t everything money isn’t everything - It’s true
You know it’s true"
It's a waste of your time, taking advice from some friends
You go out of your mind 'cause the stories never end
They toast and they boast about who did the most back when
And you've heard it all before, so you just smile and make pretend
I once had a friend who said that he would go and fix my car
Well he didn't get far before the carburetor broke and before I knew it
For fourteen days, he just stood around saying that
"I can fix anything, I can fix anything I want to
But I don't want to"
I once had a friend who said he'd fix my car immediately
If I'd put away the gun, he'd get to work, couldn't I see that he was just joking around?
I said, "For fourteen days, you just stood around saying that
'I can fix anything, I can fix anything I want to'
Now you better want to"
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